Friday, September 26, 2008

OUTSIDE THE BARN

Image removed by request because of privacy issue.

22 comments:

puerileuwaite said...

How did you know about my "Farmer's Daughter" fantasy?

Now we need another view of the same barn, with me in front of it holding a brand new Bible ("custom-engraved", of course, with the name of the farmer on it along with a "modest" balance due).

I'd also "settle" for me standing next to you in wire-rimmed glasses and overalls, holding a pitchfork.

dianne said...

Puggles my love whatever fantasy you like, I'm so pleased you got to see it before Photo bucket deems it inappropriate and rips it from my blog.And no you wouldn't be holding a pitchfork, you would be holding me. See the things I do for you my love, it took me over an hour to draw that and then my cell phone camera takes away all of the pretty details. :) xoxoxox

boneman said...

....so that's why my dogs have been so barky lately!
There's actually blankets in the first room at the southwest corner of the barn.
There's a pitchfork, too, but, don't play with it.
It's fairly sharp.

This was quite breath taking to wander in on.
I feel like I'm intruding on you two.
I'll go fetch some coffee and make some raisin bread for you two, and, I guess, bring an ashtray back, too?

/t. said...

whoa!

GEEZ!

someone open a window!

turn on the air conditioner!

AYE CARUMBA!

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:)

**¤ ¤** said...

well there ..
and a howdy do to you too, dianne ... lol ...

**¤ ¤** said...

so ... you gonna show one from the rear too?

dianne said...

Sorry I disturbed the dogs Boney and no you're not intruding I thought I would come over to see you, have a look around and also give Pug the picture he's been asking for. I'll go find a blanket, the coffee would be nice but there wont be any need for an ashtray...unless Pug needs one. :) xoxox

dianne said...

Boney dear it seems I've overcome my fear of nudity! ;) xoxoxox

Oh /t. well thank you for the complimentary exclamations but settle down its only a drawing of moi, what would you have done if I had posted the photograph?!? ;)

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I guess you weren't expecting this dear Foamie, I hope I haven't shocked you. Dont know about the rear view yet, I'll have to think about it. :) xoxoxo

puerileuwaite said...

I don't smoke. But hey, if things turn out the way I hope, maybe I WILL need that ashtray!

Also, I can't make out ANY piercings or tattoos, so maybe you DO need to repost this with a better camera.

dianne said...

I dont smoke either my sweet, tobacco or any other illegal substance has never touched these lips.
I have NO tattoos or body piercings, just my earlobes for earrings. :)
I will re post this when I can get the use of a better camera, if that is what you would like.
See this is another 'first' for you and Boney and everyone else who takes a peek. :) xoxoxo

**¤ ¤** said...

nahhhhh, i wasn't expecting it .. :)
but i'm not shocked either ..
i've had a drawing of mine censored by photobucket after all..

and....
it's also fine by me if my fellow blogmates want to show themselves in the flesh ...

dianne said...

Thanks Foamie, I feel a little more comfortable with the whole concept now.
I thought at the very least the shock value would get a laugh out of Pug, Boney and /t. - if they really knew me they would realise how shy I am about posing naked and displaying my body. :)
Yes I remember your beautiful drawing of the breasts with the leaves and Photo bucket censored it
and /t. helped you out.
There was nothing wrong with your drawing and I think mine is OK too, nothing tasteless about either. :) xoxoxox

boneman said...

i'm not sure it's photobucket, still.
it might be...a different group, at least from here... picasa? maybe?

dianne said...

Well Boney I hope they leave it there, this is definitely a 'first' for me.
I dont know why they get so prudish, look at the painting of Venus, Lucretia Borgia and some of the odalisques, they are all revealing their breasts :) xoxoxo

**¤ ¤** said...

dianne,
actually i think your drawing has a very nice appeal to it. i like it very much. and i do know that photobucket censors art like this. it's apparently part of their policity to be family friendly. they'd censor venus herself. i've never had a problem with my other nudes which i've uploaded over blogger.

dianne said...

Thanks Foamie,I can understand them being concerned about family friendly sites and nudity but I hardly look provocative in this drawing, paint a dress on me and I'm just a farm girl standing outside a barn, Lol. :) xoxoxo

Pete Bogs said...

beautiful breasts... nice symmetry... all farms should be like that!

thanks for sharing...

dianne said...

Thanks for stopping by Pete, you are very sweet...I thought it might make you laugh or smile.I guess many farmers have daughters just like me. :) ♥ xoxox

The Mess said...

Isn't the left a little bit bigger or was it the right.. ;)

Anonymous said...

I was just replying to your comment M when my computer 'died'.
Nice of you to notice that, actually my breasts are about the same size 'BIG'. It wasn't until I posted the picture that I realised when I had drawn it that I hadn't defined the shadow under the right breast, that will be corrected in due time.
I was discussing that with an artist friend of mine and he said just leave it, too much detail takes away from the perception and imagination of the viewer...so there you go...leave it or change it?? :) ♥ xoxoxo
Dianne

The Mess said...

I wouldn't mind holding your warm breast in my hands.. it would be interesting..

dianne said...

Well M,'Blush'... thanks for the compliment and yes it might be interesting...they are real,warm, smooth, firm and perky. Lol, you Swedish guys say the nicest things.;)
♥ xoxox